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Japanese Porn Star Giving WWII Reparations (AKA Blow Jobs) to Chinese Men
Amy Rose Spiegel :: Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 1:45 pm
Apparently, Japanese adult-film star Anri Suzuki was very affected after writing a college term paper on the Japanese invasion of China during World War II. So affected, in fact, that she decided to give back the best way she knew how: having sex with Chinese students. I think I can best sum up her moral decision as “Peace (of Ass) on Earth.”
Suzuki is twenty-four and has received her doctorate in history, according to a story in today’s Korea Times. She was quoted as saying, “We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.”
I’m going to pretend for a minute that I can move past the insurmountable logic flaw inherent in this plan - that is, that boning random Chinese guys can make up for years of horrific political violence - and pose this question: If you really wanted to give back to people who suffered during World War II through, why don’t you bone the survivors instead of their grandsons? I’m sure they’d be a much more appreciative, albeit more wrinkled, crowd.
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