Justin Bieber Eats It

Amy Laviero :: Friday, May 21st, 2010 1:00 pm

506px-Justin_BieberGoddamn it. I swore I would never post about Justin Bieber. The level of adoration tween girls have for this kid is nothing short of disturbing. When everyone else was “aw-ing” over that video of the three-year-old crying simply because she loves Justin Bieber, I kind of wanted to vomit. Do none of these girls realize he looks like a chick and speaks like a total douche? Anyway, today marks the day when I put my foot in my mouth, but it’s all for a good cause, because the video after the jump is just great. I’d go so far as to say it was the perfect accompaniment to my morning coffee. First, you see Bieber pushing a revolving glass door like a spaz, and just when you think the video’s going to be pointless, BAM, he walks head first into the glass door. (I suggest raising the volume. You can actually hear the collision.) To top it all off, Mr. Bieber thinks it necessary to give a play-by-play to the paparazzo filming him, and manages to sound even more douchey than usual, suggesting that the head bump obliterated whatever brain cells he had left. “Yo! Whaddup?! I just walked into that door!” Yeah? I thought you had just walked into some invisible force-field. Oh, that was a glass door? Got it.

The only thing better than the video is Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. Click the link and scroll down to see which indie-rock duo made the list.

4 Responses to “Justin Bieber Eats It”
  1. AAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAWW!!!!! poor Justin!!!! Every time hye gets hurt i wanna cry!!!!

    Posted by: Hro262 May 21st, 2010 at 2:18 pm
  2. HELLO,MY NAME IS: ANNE hurt a lot, baby I’m sorry, but I can not stop laughing, I admire you very much, and I love you much not for your fame if not by the way of being ,you are is handsome, and very funny , my msn is: [email protected] , pleace Answer me. BAY, I LOVE YOU.

    Posted by: -Nany- May 21st, 2010 at 2:19 pm
  3. I am so much better than Justin Faggot Beeber. I am far greater looking than Justin Faggot Beeber. What kind of a lame dork gets his ass beat by a door? Justin Faggot Beeber! That is who!

    The only reason why people like this loser is because he happened to get famous. If this ultimate, pathetic retard walked by all of the girls that pine over him now they would not give two shits but because he is famous now that is why they like this queer.

    Posted by: Better than Justin Faggot Beeber May 21st, 2010 at 8:16 pm
  4. he is so cute when he sings baby and one time he’s hotter than jls

    Posted by: tia May 24th, 2010 at 12:28 pm